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A paper attached to a street post with a picture of Lisa Simpson rocking back and forth. The text reads “Attention! Hi neighbor! Did you have a smoke alarm that kept beeping once every 60 seconds that you decided to throw in your yard out of annoyance? If so- it’s now annoying me! Because guess what? It’s beeping right outside my bedroom window! Every time it beeps a piece of my soul dies. Please get rid of it, I absolutely beg of you. It’s been a month.“
It’s possible they tried and can’t find the damn thing. That chirp is just infrequent enough to make locating the source difficult.
Solution: go to neighbor’s yard and commit arson. Then it will hopefully chirp enough to be found.