- I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18 - That’s so meaaan 
 
- This dad jokes. 
- Vestern problems. 
- I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested. 
- That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while. 
- Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever - You live a charmed live if a juicy weiner between the buns is what you call your wurst day. 
 
- Top patenting. 
- Thanks dad! 
- They obviously had vested interests 
- So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad? - It’s not my joke, but am Dad and I believe the kids have to come first and then BAM! Dad jokes. 
 
- Ok boomer. 





