Shut both doors, then open a different one and say “Whose a lovely kitty then?”.
I sit in the hallway and say 'pss pss pss pss" while making a scratching motion with my hand. The cat that comes over first becomes King.
Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.
Meet injustice with justice.
Shake the treat bag so they both come to me.
The splits
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
That’s what a cat would do
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
You got game
I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Okay, so which cat gets the corpse?
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
Sit in the hall in view of both.
Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions…
