I hate that people have forcefully bred such a horrific deformity into cats.
Aside from Ron Perlman, we need a /catsthat looklikeWilfordBrimley
They sell cats at Costco now?
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
He looks so mad hahaha
If it’s Costco went does your cat have the same facial expression as a typical Walmart greeter?
“Welcome to Costco. Now fuck off.”
I get why people shop there, but going to Costco makes me so anxious.
Is it because it’s too big or specifically because it’s too tall?
It’s the experience of shopping at Costco. It is so stressful. It starts as soon as you approach the parking lot, trying to find parking, dealing with people and carts inside, being frisked on your way out. It is a terrible experience overall and I don’t mind paying slightly higher prices just to avoid it.
That does sound stressful. Think I’m just going to hide inside with my kittens for today. Costco can’t hurt me here.
Ah, hi, I need to return this box of gloves, they - they didn’t . . Y’know . . Like. Fit. . . .
. . . Sooo . . Here’s the . . . the receipt. And ah. . .
Y-y’know I think I’ll try them on again. I’ll just. Take those back. There. Okay. Th- uh Thanks.
*backs slowly away from counter*
And as soon as all the other cats enter the parking lot, their dumb cat brains shut off and they can’t park, have no spatial awareness, and leave carts all over the place because they’re too fucking lazy to bring them to the cart corral.
Violence store.
Aldi sells things like this occasionally. Cats love em
