Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk
I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!
How do you manage that while typing?
You have two hands, right?
I need both of them for my monster dong
Skill issue
Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!
Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”
Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.
Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?
Yes, what’s the next step?
Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.
dicktation!