10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.
My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.
They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.
By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.
I’m bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it’s freshly shaved. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.
pretty cat though damn
I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.
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