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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I wonder what game they're trying to play

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I wonder what game they're trying to play

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.

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      I never understood what lube is for…

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        Its for lubrication

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        You ever try shoving something up your ass/pussy when it’s completely dry?

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          Actually yes. My entire finger. Didn’t find what I was looking for.

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      I am once again lubing up a Kaiser roll with spicy brown mustard

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      Assuming they’re a teenager, you trusted your parents not to search through your stuff a lot more than most. Parents aren’t going to give you any lectures or punish you for having a PS5 controller in your room.

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      I agree , but in these cases it’s probably a kid or teenager trying to make do with what they have.

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      Are you gonna sponsor this for us? That shit is expensive for no good reason. It used to be affordable, but the brands got greedy. I used to buy a decent-sized tube for 250 pesos, but now it’s $500 for the same tube or $99 for a couple of squirts.

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        Grab a tub of coconut oil

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