- Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine. - “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.” - The maximum I’ve ever consumed was ~1,200mg (1.2g) of caffeine over a ~16 hour timeframe. - I did not feel OK afterwards; reading your comment just started giving me heart palpitations… 😅 
 
- Drops a crystal of meth into your drink, stirs it, then grabs the canister of cocaine and sprinkles the drug on your latte. - I had no idea it was possible to make a $50 latte. Sounds delicious though! 
 
- Did I stutter? 
- +20 strength - +10 intelligence - blinking deactivated - debuff activates in 01:59:59 
- (proceeds to create 20 pucks, filling a venti with pure espresso) - I did this once in college to use up food plan “points” that would have expired at the end of the semester. I drank half a mug of espresso and was NOT ok afterward. 
 
- Dealers choice 
- Casts Animate Dead 








