I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.
if he and your sister[1] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren’t, then nothing.
i guess i can confidently assume your sibling’s gender here ↩︎
Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.
It’ll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you’re making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven’t vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it’s legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that’s not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don’t put me on a mailing list.
The Quran
I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn’t just like this?
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
A dildo
Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk
Fridge magnet
Trump body pillow.
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
