Apples and onions together are delicious. In a way, it’s sort of a shame that they both look so boring once they start to caramelize.

I don’t know those two songs, but when I think relaxing and ethereal, I think Banco de Gaia.

That’s the sort of combination that may not be the most aesthetically pleasing… But it sure is delicious.

The 9th story of an 8-story building.

In America, some are free, but many are not.

Yay, capitalistic society!

The trick in cities is to know things and people.

Know the guy with the swimming pool.

Know the woman who runs yoga in the park every Thursday.

Know when the museums have free or discounted events for the locals.

Know where the buck-a-slice pizza joint is - the one two blocks from your apartment that’s almost tucked into an alley at the bottom of a brownstone’s side stairs, and that most people would just walk past without noticing.

Cities have lots of free and cheap things, you just need to be a local to find a lot of them.

Look at that guy! He has his own eraser but he was using her to do it for him? What a jerk.

Just because America is the worst doesn’t mean you need to compare everyone to us.

Yeah bro?

Your mom really gets around.

Just because they post one funny picture doesn’t mean their cat regularly eats that stuff.

It also doesn’t mean their cat was actually eating it.

Free nachos

Why was the branch reflecting on existence?

Sage. Always from Penzey’s.

I once accidentally dumped too much sage into a sauce. It tasted so good that I kept doing it.

The Long Dark

Slackware is all anyone needs.

If you happen to be Latino, perhaps “Angel” pronounced like “ahn-hel”?

That’s in terrible taste. I love it.

We throw out massive amounts of food every year, often because it sits too long and rots.

We have the technology to fix this. Corporations just don’t.

Wait, they’re making a FIFTH one?