lol … the last idiot that used me actually tore the end lengthwise in a long diagonal and now the edge of the end of the tape is everywhere
“Found it!”
tape rips into strips
dcotch tep lol
Dodge Tape
Life tip: just run your tongue along it. Your tongue can find it better than eyes or fingers.
Especially great for the communal roll of tape that came from the communal junk drawer. Tell all your family members & colleagues about the tongue licking tape trick. A real bonding opportunity.
Get a tape gun. They’re great
Can you even legally use Scotch brand tape without consuming Scotch whisky beforehand?
does no one fold the ends?
It’s one of those things that’s often not used enough to remember what a pain in the ass it was the last time.
If so, I must be no one 😢
Love is like a roll of tape
It’s real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you are done
Another way that love is similar to tape
That I’ve noticed
Is sometimes, it’s hard to see the end
You search 'round the roll
You search 'round the roll
You search 'round the roll
With your fingernail
Again and again and again and again
And again…
Put a small fold on the end.
I’m not gonna use a time machine in order to have done this every time I need some tape.
You’re on a roll.
Take knife and put a slice all the way through the roll, then you have all premeasured strips with a clearly visible pull point
What if you need a longer piece?
Stick two of the strips together at the end
This is great by what was exceptional was the double joke in the title, great work OP
