troybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down17
arrow-up1271arrow-down1external-linkThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialtroybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·2 days agoThey’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoI would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
minus-squareeatCasserole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoI never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoJust boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoWhat powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoYou get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 days agoHow did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also:
minus-squarescytale@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoI thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
minus-squareJesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoCenturii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoif it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
minus-squaretroybot [he/him]@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
The man said become ungovernable!
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also:
I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS