troybot [he/him]

It’s like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

They did transmutation on a grape

Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

Shinzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

It was midnight and they had to physically fight their way into the building. 190 making it in to vote is a strong showing.

Wonder if there’s a way to extract the iodine to avoid getting high blood pressure from eating fistfuls of salt

Ooh I’ll play. Australia?

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman