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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Anon deals with crows

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Anon deals with crows

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been feeding roasted (and unsalted) peanuts to my local crows for three years now. Those ungrateful bastards haven’t given me shit in return. One time I thought they had given me some little seeds and berries, but I realized they had just puked those up to make room for the peanuts.

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      Are legumes okay for crows? I know they are omnivores (really interesting to see their bigger cousins, the ravens, pick off ducklings). Especially peanuts that become kinda weird when you chew them. Crows have gizzards, right?

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        I’m no crow expert. I know they eat peanuts and I know they eat roadkill squirrel. That’s the end of my knowledge.

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      Do you have a designated table you put the peanuts on?

      I knew a guy years ago who managed to start trading with the crows in our neighborhood by having a table with two sections, one with bird snackies, the other empty (I think he may have put some foil there at one point?) so they’d have a place to put their payment.

      The always got little plastic things, bits of mylar, twistie ties and what not.

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        Do you have a designated table you put the peanuts on?

        Lol I get enough abuse from my neighbors for feeding the crows as it is. If I put out a crow table they’re going to sic ICE on me.

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          Start messing with the crows while dressed as ICE, then when they do show up the crows will know what to do.

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          There she is now officer! The crow lady!!

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      ungrateful bastards

      You know maybe if you have them better nuts than peanut they’d be more appreciative. Also cold hard cash.

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        What kind of nuts should I give them? Deez?

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          No, money down!

          Look Benjamins ain’t exactly growing on trees here and crows gotta redistribute.

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