• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 hours ago

      spits out chewing tobacco

      leans forward in chair, causing spurs to ring

      adjusts cattleman hat

      squints

      Well.

      Ain’t that just the darndest coincidence.

      Me too.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Spikes my Mohawk with egg white

        causing an uncomfortable squishing sound

        folds the collar down of my spiked leather jacket

        spits the taste of last night’s beer out my mouth

        looks up and around confused

        Why do I suddenly feel like a forty year old recluse?