• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    spits out chewing tobacco

    leans forward in chair, causing spurs to ring

    adjusts cattleman hat

    squints

    Well.

    Ain’t that just the darndest coincidence.

    Me too.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      3 hours ago

      Spikes my Mohawk with egg white

      causing an uncomfortable squishing sound

      folds the collar down of my spiked leather jacket

      spits the taste of last night’s beer out my mouth

      looks up and around confused

      Why do I suddenly feel like a forty year old recluse?