• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    6 hours ago

    Spikes my Mohawk with egg white

    causing an uncomfortable squishing sound

    folds the collar down of my spiked leather jacket

    spits the taste of last night’s beer out my mouth

    looks up and around confused

    Why do I suddenly feel like a forty year old recluse?