An image of the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert. The text reads, “You seem genuinely happy at this job. I’ve scheduled you for a drug test.”
An image of the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert. The text reads, “You seem genuinely happy at this job. I’ve scheduled you for a drug test.”
I literally haven’t been drug tested at any job where I wasn’t operating heavy machinery except when I got a job on that cruiseship. But I mean… I would count it under the machinery thing anyway, because as a crewman I am still responsible for the safety of passengers in an emergency (and would also rotate on active fire duty). It’s also not like I could get weed on the ship anyway 🤷♂️
Hell, I’d straight up smoke with my boss at lunch while working at Walmart. 🤣