Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.
And you move that shithole to our continent
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
I love how Sicily doesn’t follow the rest of the country
Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.
Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
Sweden and Finland are literally a penis, balls included
