phonics@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 17 days agoill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?message-squaremessage-square291fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?phonics@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square291fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoI can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you’re lucky, I can conjure some food.
minus-squarephonics@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days agoOh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoGranted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-216 days agoGranted. For the rest of your life, every well or similar water source will have its water turned into feces as soon as you come within 100m of it. How did you figure out this was on the list?
I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you’re lucky, I can conjure some food.
Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.
well shit
Granted. For the rest of your life, every well or similar water source will have its water turned into feces as soon as you come within 100m of it.
How did you figure out this was on the list?