fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?
can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?
i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.
I mean, you could strap a bomb to your chest and go all “god is great.” Nobody is going to open casket that.
What is wrong with you