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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Praetorian guards display the head of the goliath demon Bert, scourge of the people and enemy of the state
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
“Bert the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
And I heard, as it were
The moment, of thunder
One of the four beasts, saying
Come and see, and I saw
And beholdBERT
Berts aren’t real. They are a hoax created by the government to spy on us like drones
He’s gonna make you gay
