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FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.SOISOISOISOISOISOI
This post gave me a stroke.
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don’t forget the blue hedgehog that’s really fast! Rainbow Dash!
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
He’s the coolest robot
Isn’t he a she?nvm I get it now
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
