• masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    If there is an afterlife, I hope his eternity is as a female disabled minority lgbt poor slave and the devil fucks him daily and he is forced to give birth to himself - dying in labor. Remembering each time. And not just remembering, but reliving the suffering of the millions he joyfully decided should suffer.

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      22 hours ago

      Satan reading that like: “Your resume looks good, I am impressed with your career goals, I think we can go forward with the interview process, unfortunately Hell is strapped for cash right now, can’t keep up with the influx, so we can only pay $19.00 an hour, but you get bargain rate healthcare after 90 days.”

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      I will convert to any religion stating as much tonight if there is even an inkling of a hope any of that is true.

      But we all know what’s up.

      Evil dies last, happy, and fat.

      It’s on us to make sure their lives are cut short.