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minus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·7 days agoTrees are obviously made up by Canadians to disguise where maple syrup Really comes from.
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoIt’s made of… moose! Canadians have real food standards.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 days agoIt is secreted by the maple glands of the Canadians themselves
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoVia an extremely slow lactation process
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-27 days agoMmmm, maple syrup tiddies…
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoVisa and Mastercard would like to know your location
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Trees are obviously made up by Canadians to disguise where maple syrup Really comes from.
Soylent Syrup!
It’s made of… moose!
Canadians have real food standards.
It is secreted by the maple glands of the Canadians themselves
Via an extremely slow lactation process
Mmmm, maple syrup tiddies…
Come have a suck
Visa and Mastercard would like to know your location