andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1517arrow-down12
arrow-up1515arrow-down1imageI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squaremanicdave@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 day agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoAtheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoOh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoOh. Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
minus-squaremetallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoTurns out ghosts also like corn.
minus-squareTryenjer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoGhosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.