Gotta build your chode callouses bro it’s like playing guitar

I haven’t worn underwear since 2009

Doom 3 holds up

That’s no way to live, son

100%, we should guillotine all the billionaires.

Carlos Slim sounds like an RnB artist

Suzuki Samurai with skid plates when

Wee pebble in the shoe works too I hear

The only way to make this piece of shit look rad honestly

Acid freaks are probably more reliable than chat gpt

I would love if Ukraine shot these pieces of shit out of the sky, that would be so funny.

“You call this a kidnapping? Pathetic. You’re a disappointment just like your father.”

Marijuana is good, nothing else to add.

If you want some crazy fucked up nightmares, fall asleep with a nicotine patch on

Average middle manager

Is Canada accepting American refugees yet

Inside Job called it.

“We’re casting crisis actors for WWIII. Spoiler alert, America is the bad guy this time!”

AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!

Well I was a pretty dumb kid 🤷‍♂️

It’s actually not watercolor, I’m just old and I don’t wear sunscreen 😂 take care of your ink, kids