Well, now that you have a deck, make sure to take good care of it.

Sabrina Carpenter not being a member of the Carpenters hits me like Ice Spice not being a member of the Spice Girls

Does she happen to know a place that’s got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers?

Tool belt: brand new All tools: brand new Hammer: held backward Tin snips? Adjustable wrench? I don’t think this woman is an actual carpenter. They’ve played us for absolute fools!

Did she use the proper joist spacing for the decking?

I thought this was the girl from Home Improvement who worked on the show Tool Time.