- Erotic Culinary Sciences
- Antisocial Studies
- Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
- Brewery Appreciation
- Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
- Livestock Inversion Studies
What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
“What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?”, my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
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You learn how to make sausage.
Aren’t all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
Onion genetics
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It’s like a big pyramid scheme.
Aye, and everyone’s keeping their heads in the sand about it.
I prefer Sudanology
Bottom 101: It’s better to receive than to give.
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
gender studies
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?
