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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Now this is how you conduct a poll.

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Now this is how you conduct a poll.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • EvilTwin@lemmy.world
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    The moon landing was faked.

    NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

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      They’ll save money on catering.

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  • brygphilomena@lemmy.world
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    Do more smokers think the moon landing is fake?

    Do people who think the moon landing was fake smoke more?

    Are people who think the moon landing is fake more likely to smoke?

    Is “fake” just closer to the smokers?

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      Was the image photoshopped to show the “survey” text?

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      This would be a damn good way to get data in the 60s though.

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      I bet people are putting them in the “fake” side as a joke.

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        100%, id totally put my butt in the fake side if I were a smoker for laughs

    • Fubber Nuckin'@lemmy.world
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      Did they just have to empty the other bin sooner?

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    Majority of people believe the Moon landing was real. Conspiracy Georg, who smokes 100 packs a day was an outlier and should not have been counted.

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    One of the biggest proponents of the moon landing being real is that the USSR believed it happened. You can imagine the amount of sensors and cameras pointed at the moon to denounce the US if it was fake. Especially while at the height of the space race. Whoever got to the moon first would be the ones to claim it.

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      It’s because of the lizard people controlling both states at the time

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean, this is a great way to determine if smokers are idiots.

    Looking like the majority is a yes.

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    What really gets me is the comments here revealing how little Lemmy users understand the average human

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    I love people, always willing to commit to the bit

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    Butt poll

  • TinfoilBeanieTech@lemmy.world
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    It’s amazing that we had the video and image technology to fake the moon landing back in the 60’s, but we still don’t have the technical ability to fake a cigarette butt poll on the internet over half a century later.

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    That’s not what unanimous means 🤔

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    INGERLUN NUMBA WON YOU YEUR YANKA WANKAS N EUROPOORS N YEUR 3 LETTER BLOODY AGENCHS FOOKIN FORINERS VOOMIN OVA TA ME CANTRY N GLOWIN GREEN FOOKIN FAKIN NER MOON LANDEN IMAGIN AVIN TA COPE WIV DER CHAD ANGLO SAXOM

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      I’m so confused

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        HAHAHHAHAHHA NO BALLS L BOZO GET RATIOED

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    Were is this exactly? I’ll start chain smoking for this

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    I think I saw this one with a different poll

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    Removed by mod

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