The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-219 天前What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-219 天前message-square60fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·19 天前beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·19 天前A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·19 天前Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”? My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
minus-squareDirigibleProtein@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 天前 “hey, wanna have sex”? Well, bend over so I can.
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”?
My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
Well, bend over so I can.