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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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Yep

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

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      The saddest version of this saying…

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        I can think of another 3 letter word, and it rhymes, that would make this even sadder.

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          There is a German punk song “Wir scheißen auf Karriere” (we give a shit about career) saying “Zum pinkeln und zum sterben ist die Frühstückspause da” (for peeing and for dying, there is the breakfast break)

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    I can try, but I’m pretty sure my depression will just laugh in my face if I try to reschedule.

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    If you’re planning your sadness around your job so that you don’t waste your time off, then capitalism has already won.

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    Also, sundays are for pooping on the clock.

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      Save it all weekend for a monday monster.

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      I always pee on the clock.

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        I hope you clean it after.

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