Also my car when I am not in a good financial position

how do you cope?

Panic attacks, mostly

I fucking love how there is basically only one comment on this entire post

I expected this ages ago, I must have superpowers or something

I, with nothing but a criminal amount of free time and a splash of insanity, could probably maintain a nearly perfect, up-to-date, and highly detailed list of every single major holiday observed in the world, and I’m a dumbass with no money. Pretty sure Google could afford a couple extra holidays if they cut the budget of the racism department.