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Never get your picture taken with the Devil.
That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.
See? Same hight.
And look at them both, dwarfed by the 6 foot 9 inch first Lady! She should play basketball!
You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king
When has his doctors not been full of it.
It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.
Source: am doctor
Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣
You mean the guy struggling with arm-hand coordination and almost falling over while standing still from reaching an arm out?
Trump’s outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.
Dear god, what have I missed NOW
IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.
I’ll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.
*
Except where prohibited by law from making claims of being educational, an institution or upstairs.
Those are two different measurements.
He’s six feet tall.
And he’s three inches.
And he’s three inches.
On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.
I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.
This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.
Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.
Ain’t no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.
The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off
I’m 6’3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he’s actually 6’3 (he isn’t) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6’3 frame, but not that much.
As someone who has also been 6’3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.
he wears the oversized suits, and baggy clothes to hide his robust girth.
He’s heavier than that even if he’s 5’10". I am 6’1" and I was 225 pretty recently while a housemate was also 225 at 5’10". You could hardly tell I was overweight. That is not true for 5’10, but still not nearly that chunky. I am in the “healthy weight range” now and people cant even tell I lost over 40 lbs.
That orange fuck is north of 300lbs no matter how much he and his doctor lie about his height.
edit: I might believe as little as maybe 270 or so. He hides in baggy clothes, but he clearly has a lot of gross maggot-white flab under there.
🎼 To be faiiiir , though, Gavin Newsome is a goddamned Silver Fox, but at 58 he is still 20 years younger. Im guessing he’s probably only 175 or 180? That was never going to be a favorable comparison for trump.
i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.
I’m 6’3 and I wasn’t that fat pushing 300lb.
Pilling on, am 6’4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I’d have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I’m down in the 210’s with still a little more to go.
Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?
If you replaced all muscle and fat in a 6’3 body with marshmallow fluff, you might end up looking a bit like trump at “225”.
There’s no way he’s 100kg.
At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.
224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.
I’d fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag
Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.
Have you seen his doctor, worse crazy eyes than Kash.
collage pls
We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking.
Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.
Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.
I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren’t really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they’re not seeing anybody pointing out that what he’s saying is a lie.
Honestly, I’d rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying “falsely states” and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It’s a fucking disgrace that they’re not only choosing to not do this, but they’re settling when he claims that they’re factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won’t be satisfied until he’s in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don’t want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say “Trump lied about this today” instead of “the Trump white house thinks…”
I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it’s not
Ah, I misinterpreted your phrasing. “We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking” sounded like “nobody is shocked by his lies, so there’s no point in bothering to report on it.” You meant “stop feigning surprise in your reporting of his lies.” I fully agree with you.
Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Cheers
We shouldn’t even call him Trump anymore. Gives him too much attention
Call him only by his number: 45 or 47
I can’t even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.
Trump reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.
Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.
she wants trudeau whos available, and single currently.
Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.
Traitor implies he’s changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn’t realize.
This is possibly true. He seemed more left leaning as the mayor of San Francisco, and I didn’t realize he was actually a chameleon.
6’3" Donald Trump with 6’3" Prince William
Does he even crack 6 feet? lol
How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.
It’s more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he’s really soft or he wouldn’t care. And wouldn’t get so reactionary/easily triggered.
Soft sack of shit
leaking, too
Malignant narcissist out of ten
