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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·6 days agoTestosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen. And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days ago“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
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minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days ago“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”