Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
Call 911, forensics will deal with that for ya 😉
Be warned, they only take the body, you gotta hire a company for the rest of the mess.
The legend of scarabic lives on.
Disguise the body with a fake mustace, nose, and glasses. Now you got a carpool buddy.
Be mindful of a pig farmer
Only if the pigs have been starving for a few days….
How long do you need to hide it for?
A locking chest freezer has proven handy for me in the past.
From all the times this is asked on Reddit, apparently you put yogurt up the bum
Who did you kill this time?
Sounds like it’s getting brutal over there on lemmy.world
Got a spare car? Hide it in the back and take it to a scrapyard. They tend to have some nice shredders
Try chopping it up in a meat grinder, as long as the only thing that comes out, that’s left of them is their eyeball, they’re probably dead.
