Me on Tinder.
Jump on it.
The bird or the trampoline?
Don’t fuck with Great Blue Herons. They have razor sharp beaks and an instinct to attack the eyes.
But they’re also great kissers
Yes.
These fuckers will clean out a pond in your backyard in no time, so don’t worry about them. They alternate between a range of ponds anyway, it’s not like it’s gonna starve. They are beautiful birds though.
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That would happen on ice so I don’t think it will care. On the other hand if you bounce the fish the heron’s head might explode.
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Don’t fish jump out of the water all the time?
Not in the same way you can make em bounce
Pop goes the trampoline as he drives his bill into the fabric.
This is like the cow in the ocean meme. But
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