- Oh man, if it were only a meth lab. - Yup. Consider the role of NORAD and the missile defense shield. USA is not only a poorly run meth lab, but it also provides armed security for the whole building. 
 
- As someone that lives above a meth-lab, that’s a pretty good analogy. One day I’m selling my old car to them and we’re shooting the shit, the next they’re banging on my door at 3 AM saying they’re gonna fucking kill me for literally no reason. 
- That do be how it feels - HEY MAN YOU GOT ANY DRAIN CLEANER I CAN HAVE I GOT A SERIOUS CLOG DOWN HERE - YEAH WE ALL GOT COLDS DOWN HERE TOO. - Would you mind grabbing me a box of Sudafed, man? 
 
 
 
- I live next to a meth lab whose resident inherited a pyrotechnics warehouse 
- Canada “I live in a single room above a meth lab, and below another meth lab.” - Frank Grimes? 
 
- Canada doesn’t know what it’s missing. We have our problems too though, we followed everyone else and took lead out of gasoline, it just doesn’t taste the same anymore… - Tap for spoiler- Keep it up Canada 
- We’ve felt that for as long as I’ve been alive at the very least. 
- sounds about right 








