High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.
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These smart commodes will add comfort and convenience to your bathroom
  • DreamButt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    446·
    1 year ago

    No. I’m tired of everything becomeing “high tech.” Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection

    • idunnololz@lemmy.worldEnglish
      26·
      1 year ago

      Yeah but now you can see the weight of your poops and compete with family and friends on the leaderboard.

        • devfuuu@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          1 year ago

          With some mobile apps, in app currency and some gamiffication (aka predatory tactics) like trophies and leader boards and pay for win features, I could see making lots of money from poop a very legit business.

          • chakan2@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            1 year ago

            And thus the smart toilet was born…only 9.99$ a month for unlimited flushes, or .99$ per flush.

            (Additional water usage charges may apply)