(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
Hahaa!
Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil…demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅
Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
CRITICAL FAILURE
Omg.
Kinda hate how they explained them in the movie though.
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one to be stuck in but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
Sometimes you might want some variety, like you might want to go on vacation to some exotic places.
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If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
Grow the factory.
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
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Factorio. The factory must grow.
Rimwold. I’ll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla’s bite.
I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.
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I’d be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life
Elden Ring. If it’s anything like my playing experience. I’m dead within 2 minutes.
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Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers… Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant
Service guarantees citizenship
I’m doing my part.
