“Fake meat” is a broad term that can be more or less “processed” depending on your preferences. I made some teriyaki seitan last night that was basically high-protein bread with herbs and spices.

https://www.myplantifulcooking.com/meaty-vegan-seitan-chicken/#recipe

Shared first 🥇 with real meat products.

Still rocking a higher life expectancy though, vegans got that going for them.