Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agoYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?message-squaremessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1200arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square122fedilinkfile-text
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·7 months agoBecome famous for producing infinite food, get shot by a religious fanatic whose beliefs don’t align with the supernatural talents you possess. That or just a corporate hit by Frito-Lays.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-27 months agoIf someone pulls a gun on you, then just summon a baguette into their lung…
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoSomeone tries to shoot you? Believe it or not, baguette.
minus-squareNorin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoMaybe this is a cynical take, but someone in power would almost immediately have the magic infinite food person assassinated.
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Become famous for producing infinite food, get shot by a religious fanatic whose beliefs don’t align with the supernatural talents you possess. That or just a corporate hit by Frito-Lays.
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If someone pulls a gun on you, then just summon a baguette into their lung…
Someone tries to shoot you? Believe it or not, baguette.
Maybe this is a cynical take, but someone in power would almost immediately have the magic infinite food person assassinated.