• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    18 hours ago

    Don’t believe this shit!
    What they don’t tell you:
    - the erection works on female genitalia only
    - you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back
    - you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre

    Think before you moss!

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        17 hours ago

        Yeah, you get to consume 5l, then that 1l, then the 0.25l after that, then the 0.05l, etc. It just doesn’t stop.

        The downside you get infinitely fat (a walking yo mamma joke). Don’t forget you will wanna eat that lizard skin too.

        Wait, you think very noticeably erect vaginas are a downside?

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          16 hours ago

          I’m pretty sure that series converges, it’s not an infinite sum, so the cum literally has a limit.

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            10 hours ago

            Mathematically you are right (it’s a classic (Greek maths?) joke), all cum has its limits, but moss is magic, and magic is friendship.

            Idk what I’m saying here but your statement is def something that an insufficiently mossed brain would say. I’m snitching on you to the moss-furry police.