The fuck?
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That’s believable.
But… but… people wouldn’t just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
With some light research, I’ve found that they’re actually worth around $0.10
Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat
I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
You really thing an anon would do that? Just tell a lie?
- The story is bisexual and has a quantum physics relationship with the truth
Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It’s the only undetectable disposal method.
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
Mom uses
uint64sorryI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes
what.
The Internet was a mistake.
I think that bit’s for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
blood is a great baking substitute for eggs! low price! plentiful! yummy! blood is a GREAT egg substitute!!!
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clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
I’ve heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.
A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum
Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men’s bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people’s rooms
Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn’t assume they were real.
The floods were definitely real
What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?
