Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty
The “or my family” gets me every time.
Every time? How many lung extensions did you get? 🤔
Death metal vocalists hate him!
Is anybody else getting the urge to print some of these and leave them in public places among normal business cards?
I’ve recently seen some of these at a local Smog check place in SoCal, among 40 other local business cards.
no way, that’s awesome
I know, I assumed it was a local jokester, no idea the gag was this big lol.
Finally I can finish a cigarette in a single breath
You spelled joint wrong.
Anyone brave enough to send an email? Curious what he charges.
I sent an email. Will update with update.
Update: received automated response.
It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%
Beautiful
That shit it absolute genius.
Where does the link to learn more information about the procedure point?
This fella is one letter short of being called Dr. Crowbar.
I think that’s the point.
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Everyone has the potential to have Long Lung, Dr simply shows your lung the potential they always have had inside them.
Why can’t this be real?
