Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty