• TheFriar@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    9 months ago

    Fourth: not jumping up out of bed early, not because we’re hungover, but because it’s a holiday and an excuse to relax—we didn’t even drink last night, nor go out. We were up until 2, but just hanging out at home.

    Fifth: coke heads

    Sixth: people who fell asleep at 11p and woke up and acted like today is any other day

    Seventh: people who were forced to continue working and had to go to work

    …point is, I think there are maybe a few more than two types of people lol

      • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        Ninth: mole people, concept of time isn’t based on celestial bodies, this moment is merely another moment like all other moments in the space between birth and death.

        Tenth: crab people, no concept of time, the inevitability of convergence makes time meaningless and the great crustacean dominion infinite.