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No more Miracles on the Hudson, only Meltdowns.

Zelenskyy:

As a non-brit, I really don’t understand. I thought Labour was supposed to be slight left. Why are they running a Donald Trump Lite government? Cutting aid, cutting services, scapegoating refugees, weird AI moonshoots… Didn’t people reject these policies from the Conservatives when they elected Labour? Why didn’t the Brits just keep the Conservatives if all this is going to happen anyway?

Those eyebrows on the person in the photo… Luigi?!

Meanwhile, God’s re-living His glory days. After 2020, He’s still having fun bringing back various versions of Plague, and has realised that some of the oldies like measles still slap.

As of 2022 He’s got War going again too. And this year wouldn’t you know it, despite an early attempt to revamp a classic with cyber warfare and drones, folks have leaned into retro Daseinskampf, Anschluss, and Aktivismus vibes. Kids these days!

Things are going so well, it looks like he’s gonna move Famine from a limited to a global release in the near future.

No, impossible, I was told he gonna feel very good and very strong.

“Have you said thank you once this entire meeting?!”

Ah ah ah yeah!

Doubt.

Diamonds are forever, but emeralds are for fascists.

Europe will likely have to spend double the rumored 700 billion to achieve something credible.

So, what you’re saying is that this spending package for defense is NonCredible?

Props if it is:

• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• Yertle the Turtle
• The Sneetches

Not until we can blame it on a scapegoate group. E.g. “Spanish” flu.

Good thing everybody’s respecting laws and treaties these days!

all blonde and a bit cute

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Ironically, would that be a Happy Meal?