Roll a die. On a 1-5, zero cubes. On a six, reroll ten times to see how many come out at once.
“Sorry it looks like your subscription to Samsung Ice Cubes has expired! Please renew for $19.99 to continue to receive ice cubes for the next 12 months.”
Stop giving them ideas!
Too late, my new Samsung fridge came with pamphlets for a water filter subscription. Although it does seem like a decent deal and the water coming out of this fridge is the BEST water I’ve ever tasted in my life so I’m inclined to stick with w/e filter Samsung recommends lmao
Man, sorry to tell you, but you just gave money to the worst appliance company AND you bought a model with extra features? Hope you got an extended warranty on that thing!
To be fair, I don’t think a subscription for consumables like filters is an anti-consumer practice. What is anti-consumer, is if I buy a fridge and pay for the whole thing, but they want an extra subscription to use part of the fridge. (Ice maker comment above)
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First three cubes come out after half a second.
You wait what feels like forever for the fourth one to come out as the machine whirrs away.
Decide you only needed three anyway and move your cup away from the dispenser.
Twelve more are suddenly and violently deposited onto the floor and shatter into dozens of pieces.
I feel like this should be a set up to some stupid TV infomercial product like the “ice catcher 9000”
You just described my lab.
mine will give nothing, nothing, nothing, 37 cubes.
Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche
THERE ARE FOUR ICE!!
Five ice
Oh I’m sorry did you want those in the glass? 2/4, best I can do
Well, 4 is actually 100 in binary, so…
Ice trays ftw
You expect me to fill my own ice trays like an animal?
Yes.
Join the enlightenment of ice cube trays.
Me: Insufficient. I require all the ice cubes in all the dimensions.
Behold, Ice Tesseracts!
Those are clearly Energon cubes.
Energon cubes looked so tasty when I first saw them as a little kid.
Hell, they still do.
I’ve never been wealthy enough for it to come up but I’d have some concerns about how sanitary the refrigerator ice machine is anyway. Ah well, I’d probably just use it for whiskey regardless.
Edit: minor grammatical corrections.
Pretty clean, I’ve never cleaned the actual ice making part before, but it’s never looked like it needed it. It’s also fairly sealed up
The collection bucket I’ve cleaned every few months and nothing gross has ever appeared. The dispenser nozzle on the outside gets wiped down regularly
Also you don’t need to be rich to have a fridge with an ice dispenser, they’ve been on basic models since like the 90s and you can find a used working one on FB/CL all the time even for free
Let me clarify, housing in my area is affordable if you split the rent on a cheap lease and cram it in 2 people per bedroom. You get the refrigerator the landlord gives you and hope it still works.
Mother’s day year 3000
OUT OF ICE
