they always seems like generic, classical music drums, to me…
but you can dislike whatever you do, i don’t mind

the timpanist union would like a word with you…

negative

posts celebrating the Hamas massacre of October 7th minutes after it began

ah, so they all knew of the rapes minutes after the attack began and were celebrating it…
and it was rape, in particular, that they were celebrating…
thanks for clarifying that

https://i.giphy.com/D2kFkQwMzFcVq.webp

if they wanted to, they could

too soon…

all monogamous relationships are non-ethical

scary

most bald jokes seem to be self effacing… otherwise i don’t think most people care that much.
and while being bald is generally considered unattractive, a lot of people find it extra hot so mathematically it all works out…
but yeah, body shaming men is extra popular.
short dudes get it the worst, i guess because of general aggressive primate stuff that goes on…
but im on the really tall side of things and ive had several shorter guys confide their jealousy to me.
i’ve seen the pain… the way they see their life as awesome if they were just really tall…
honestly it’s got a looot of drawbacks…
can never find shoes that fit, shirts or pants that are the right length, bicycles are usually dangerous… (i’ve personally gone end-over-end)
bus, planes, restaurants… almost all seats suck
very rarely, it is like a super power, but usually it’s like a handicap…
and your penis probably isn’t that small… porn is crazy… (porn addicts are the number 1 customer of porn)
also, if you lose weight your dick gets bigger (:
…
but i’m against all getting down on the way someone is… i guess fat hate gets a pass because people consider it a choice… even though that’s a part of it, it’s not so much under most people’s control… and pretty complex

why are you holding back all your racist jokes ?

why would you expect something like that??
…
although all forms of prejudice and hatred are terrible, the online anti-fat hate just bugs so much.
it’s so common, accepted, and arbitrary
i mean, at least with racism there’s some kind of stupid “reasoning” behind it. some notion that “others” are a threat, and tribal nonsense.
but just hating on overweight people is so… pointless…
anyways, i expect the banning of r/fatpeoplehate and the like has sent some troglodytes over here.
but, if the instance doesn’t do something, theyll get defederated

they’re afraid they’ll enjoy it…

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the bidet is an attachment to your toilet, not a separate thing

it’s not about the $10, it’s the principle…

yes

oh ive been there.
i had the manager at a mcdonalds refuse me once, so i ended up showing him the law on my phone… which didn’t convice them… so i emailed corporate, who called me back, and the store… and then the store had the law printed on the window at the entrance…
the next time i tried it there, had to still get a manager who said “i’ll just do it this one time”
and i kept letting him know that i know he has to every time…

there’s more to that:

Any gift certificate sold after January 1, 1997, is redeemable in cash for its cash value, or subject to replacement with a new gift certificate at no cost to the purchaser or holder.4 Effective January 1, 2008, any gift certificate with a cash value of less than $10 is redeemable in cash, which includes currency or check, for its cash value.

i would too, if they weren’t all around me…